I sleep a lot, A LOT. People ask how I have so much time to sleep, I tell them I have mad time management skills, and yes this is all going somewhere. Because I sleep a lot I find that I save money, how do you spend money while you sleep? Yeah you don't.
I generally get up around 11am, do laundry, clean, eat, try to do homework then go to work at 2pm. (Tues and Thurs I go to school at noon and go into work late.) I get home from work at midnight and try to look at my homework, feed the freeloading animals and usually pass out on the couch at 1am. The animals think I am a human bean bag and spend most of the night trying to get comfortable on me. At about 4am I wake up with animals smothering the life out of me then go to bed.
On days when I feel like being a big spender me and a few coworkers go to Rancharitos....IT WILL ALWAYS BE BETO'S TO ME. While at Beto's a coworker, who broke his collar bone while picking up a bookcase, told me he was training to be a cage fighter. Lucky for him the California Burrito I nearly choked on while laughing didn't kill me. This kid is like 6'3" MAYBE 140lbs, and he wants to be a cage fighter, whatever. My friends though I would be more ridiculous than him as a cage fighter. They said I would be dancing around giggling and my opponent would most likely become my friend and feel bad for putting me in an arm bar. I told them that was insane. But if I do become a cage fighter my name would be "Sparkles." Do you think you could hit a guy named "Sparkles?" And if "Sparkles" just destroyed you physically, wouldn't he also have emotionally damaged you when his friends find out he was beat by a guy named "Sparkles?" Yeah I am going to be Sparkles the cage fighter...or so I thought. My friend Claudia is bilingual, I asked her how to say "Sparkles" in Spanish, I was informed it is Beyontes. I am now BEYONTES DE LA MUERTE! (Sparkles of Death.)
I lied, I have no idea what me sleeping a lot has to do with any of this. Oh and can you believe that when I went to create a google account for this blog the email address airvent1@gmail.com was taken? Seriously that is soooo my email address.
That's all.
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I can't imagine that anyone else in the world could come up with airvent1. I'm a little stunned, myself.
ReplyDeleteYou would be a great cage fighter. All you'd have to do is imagine that your opponent is cruel to animals, your adrenaline would kick in, and match O-VER! Oh, and I like "Beyontes de la Muerte" - sounds menacing, but in reality - NOT. It suits you.
I really like your tactics....I must try to harness my rage against animal abusers for good not evil!
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